This morning I tripped over my cordless phone, why am I so stupid?

Answer:
I did something far worse. Last night while my mother-in-law was sleeping I snuck in and shaved off her annoying mustache. When I saw a belly button, I realized I had done the wrong end.

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you're not stupid, you're just a blonde... of course, sometimes that can mean the same thing... hehe JK!!

i am a brunette and that is totally something i would do! ;) were you calling someone to get their phone number?

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the world may never know

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Because you live in Florida!

Only kidding.

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'cause yar.

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cuz u were born like that!!

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well mathew..may i call you mathew?..it all started in 19dickety2..the wirless phone cam out from the factory and those with the audacity to buy one did...then this new technology came to us regular people..we now enjoy the privledge of losing the cordless phone after everytime we lose it

In conclusion those cordless phones are trickey little devils

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I agree with the Florida answer. I live in Florida and do that on a constant basis, tripping over cordless phones and wireless network cables. It really is a bummer. I've lived here 20 years and it started about a year after we moved here. Must be something in the water.

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whoa, whoa, whoa! hold up! u r so not stupid!! i mean just becuz you trip on a cordless phone u automatically think your stupid? tht is sad!! i have done that to but im just a clutz! maybe you r to and that is ok! YOU R NOT STUPID!

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Because last night was Friday and you went out with your friends, drank too much and when you got home you picked up your cordless, decided you had to go pee, put the phone on the floor, went pee and then decided you would go to bed. This morning, you didn't remember you even remember you put the cordless on the floor and tripped over it.

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Hahahaha! One time I tripped over nothing! LOL! It was great cuz I was on the phone with my dad. I didn't drop the phone andI didn't miss a word! My mom was there and she couldn't stop laughing...
So enough about myself...
Iguess everyone has a couple stupid days! LMAO!

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how can you trip over the cord.hence CORDLESS...unless you meant the cord that goes from the base into the phone jack, then hey we all do that

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I don't think you are stupid! I have done the same thing myself. Our cordless phone is downstairs on its charger but is old and starts to beep almost immediately. I have to run up the stairs holding the phone until I can grab the good phone. I wind up leaving the cordless in the hallway to remind me to take it back downstairs.

Ummm... guess what? Very soon...SPLAT!

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I tripped over my own shoelace it front of 100 people today at the park. THAT is stupid.

And then, when I went to go get dinner, I tripped over my trashcan which is in the corner of my room.

So, you're not stupid, I am.

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